robotblogxvx:

Good gender neutral baby names:

  • Unit 00
  • Unit 01
  • Unit 02

(Source: robotblogofficial, via tyazmorgan)

neptunain:

put your dick in someone’s ass, but don’t fuck it

it’s a metaphor, see: you put the sperming thing right between your cheeks, but you don’t give it the power to do its sperming

(via umbranvermilion)

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

(via glittereyebrows)